She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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