Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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