if i died would you start the facebook group?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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