Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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