I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
