with your own penis?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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