Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
