Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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