Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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