# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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