Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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