so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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