So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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