Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
smell my finger.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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