SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
There r osticjed everywhere
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
