Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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