Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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