Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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