Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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