Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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