She's JV to your varsity
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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