just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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