Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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