My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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