genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
my being single is dangerous.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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