Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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