I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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