Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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