I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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