That's intense
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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