Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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