just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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