this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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