I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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