I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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