Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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