so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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