Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
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having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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