i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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