Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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