My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
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i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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