Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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