Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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