Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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