whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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