Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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