the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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