Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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