Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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