we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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