You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I stole a fireplace last night.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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