U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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