The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
