i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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