Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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