put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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