They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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